3/4 of the earth's surface is water.... and only 1/4 is land... The good Lord's intentions were very clear. A man's time should be divided accordingly:
3/4 for fishing
1/4 for work
This chain was started in the hope of bringing happiness to a fisherman like you. Unlike most chains, it does not require money. Simply send a copy of this chain letter to five fisherman friends, then bundle up your wife and send her to the following whose name heads the list. In a few weeks you receive 16,278 woman and some of them should be dandies. Have faith. DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!! ONE MAN BROKE IT AND GOT HIS WIFE BACK!